I am so good looking that I don't need a website. Everyone who is anybody comes to my restaurant to see and be seen.

Come and be seen spending too much for mediocre food! I love it!

Or you can visit another site:

Ugly Cook.

Vince is ugly. But he can cook. So it depends. Do you want bad food and beautiful people or great food and Vince, Madge and Ralphie. It's up to you.
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